Who am I?

Good question. This (nonparallel, I know) list of attributes might help:

• a lover, not a fighter
• size small
• single
• gay
• San Franciscan originally from Massachusetts
• part-time massage therapist
• part-time writer and copyeditor
• live with the world’s best roommate and a fat cat
• have some nice shirts and don’t mind ironing
• the X doesn’t stand for anything
• Buddhist, raised Catholic
• artsy foodie type
• optimist trying to keep it real
• friend to the world
• have sexy pics to trade (haha)
• no, really